Inspired by an excellent response to a comment posted here, ‘Stick It Up Your Crace’ involves transforming the surnames of public figures into expletives. Points are awarded at your discretion, though special credit should be given for Cognomenisms. In other words, if John Crace really is an arsehole, you get a massive bonus.
Kinky Friedman, the doyen of Gonzo private detective fiction, has the right idea when he describes the act of defecation as ‘taking a Nixon’.
July 18, 2008 at 1:29 pm
or you could try ’stick it where the sun don’t shane’ (as in ritchie). i’ll take my bonus now, thank you