During a light-hearted argument about free-range chickens, a friend calls you a pompous ginger twat.
His girlfriend immediately leaps to your defence, insisting that you are not ginger.
Which, when you think about it more carefully, isn’t much of a defence at all.
July 15, 2008 at 9:26 pm
just don’t start describing yourself as ‘auburn’ – or you’ll sound like a right titian.
July 16, 2008 at 2:28 am
I’m allergic to ginger!
July 16, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Rivergirlie: Ditto “strawberry blonde”.
August 8, 2008 at 12:02 am
oh you haven’t done a runner again, have you?
August 31, 2008 at 8:44 pm
oi!